Has Triple M's 4-Wheeled Bride caused its first divorce?! Plus, the best car to get lucky in. And, is the Smoke Bomb an ok exit from a gathering?

Where did you get kicked out of? Plus, strange places to 'toilet'. And, the first listener to volunteer marrying his car!!

Triple M's 4-Wheeled Bride!! People lining up to marry their car! Plus, when tech dobs on you. And, the best Aussie slang!!

We're going to marry someone to their car!! Why not! Plus, MAFS serves up another year of fruitcakes!!

Where or when did your Mum bust you?! Plus, is The Gabba back on the favourite list for the new stadium? And, Seib's house shot by his neighbour!

Possibly our favourite eyewitness ever! Plus, Marto wants to ban dogs from Bunnings: do you agree? And, Marty Sheargold plays 'Suburb-a-Saurus' :)

What's the best part of being a bogan?! Plus, the lengths (and $$$) you go to for your kids. And, Marto drops the c-bomb!!

Kyrgios gets involved in the Djokovic v Tony Jones debacle! Plus, Uncle Clive back on your screens

The Birkdale Showdown! Plus, did the AFL bring Oasis back together? And, is it naff to celebrate your birthday?

Marto's Wants To Eat Whales... Again & Are You A Tosser For Having A Butler's Pantry?? | HOLIDAY PODCAST

Happy New Year! We're Back (Nearly... If Marto Ever Comes Back From Moreton) | HOLIDAY PODCAST

Copping Detention At School, Shaming Marto's iPhone, & Did He Die? | HOLIDAY PODCAST

Triple M Is The Prison Network | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

The Most Cooked Animals Stories! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Meeting the in-laws, The Goatee Game and funny School Detention stories!! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

The Best (And Most Inappropriate) Games Of The Year! | PODCAST SPECIAL

Teacher Terrors & Classroom Disasters! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

How did you lose a digit? Plus, teachers in the wild!! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Marto UNLEASHED! | HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Are You Missing Your Bits? | HOLIDAY SPECIAL